When your pup’s bowl is full, your blessings overflow! This ancient Chinese wisdom claims that a “plump pooch” is the ultimate VIP (Very Important Paw) membership card to prosperity. Back when takeout wasn’t an option, our ancestors judged a family’s fortune by two things: how shiny the dog’s coat was, and how much it wagged its tail at strangers (translation: they could afford extra meat scraps!). Think of it as China’s original ”furry economic indicator” — because who needs stock tickers when you’ve got a Labrador with a food baby?
Bonus Hook
Comes with 3 secret benefits:
① Instant kitchen zen
② Guaranteed Instagram fame INS
③ Your dog finally gets the CEO title they deserve.
Comes with a Wall Street Wolf Certificate (Bone-shaped, of course)
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